is there a month between april and june?
you can’t answer your own jokes
“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”
imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious
i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that
I’m pretty sure this is the only way to get our space program back.
when u hold the door open for someone and they dont say thank you
The most relatable twitter account ever created
when you reread a book or rewatch a show/movie and you notice things
This movie got away with murder
when parents tell you to do something and then while you are doing that theY TELL YOU TO DO SOMETHING ELSE LIKE UM HOW DO YOU DO TWO FUCKING THINGS AT ONCE
this joke is bone dry
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taking selfies with my friends like
aren’t those the guys from scrubs?
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