I went as a bitch for Halloween ... didn't wear a costume U FEEL ME?

19th October 2014

Post reblogged from Canadian at heart. Sloth at soul. with 494,913 notes

rneerkat:

thisisnotlogansblog:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

is there a month between april and june? 

may be

you can’t answer your own jokes

“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”

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19th October 2014

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hauntedjaeger:

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

I’m pretty sure this is the only way to get our space program back. 

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19th October 2014

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fasterfood:

when u hold the door open for someone and they dont say thank you

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19th October 2014

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shouldnt:

The most relatable twitter account ever created

shouldnt:

The most relatable twitter account ever created

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19th October 2014

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kimi-ni-sachi-are:

when you reread a book or rewatch a show/movie and you notice things

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19th October 2014

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musicalmrlove:

This movie got away with murder

musicalmrlove:

This movie got away with murder

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19th October 2014

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shouldnt:

when parents tell you to do something and then while you are doing that theY TELL YOU TO DO SOMETHING ELSE LIKE UM HOW DO YOU DO TWO FUCKING THINGS AT ONCE

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19th October 2014

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  • getting ready for school in the morning: sits on my bed without a shirt on for 10 minutes thinking about how much I hate school

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19th October 2014

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artificialhusband:

this joke is bone dry

artificialhusband:

this joke is bone dry

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19th October 2014

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lisabeam:

fahbulus:

taking selfies with my friends like

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aren’t those the guys from scrubs?

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